“In the world of Big Macks Starbucks coffee and oversized SUVS it was business as usual snort and go”
“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”
“I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue their eyelids open when they felt tired.”
“A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.”
“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and can I borrow your plunger?”
“So when some refer to Starbucks' coffee as an affordable luxury, I think to myself, Maybe so. But more accurate, I like to think, is that the starbucks experience - personal connection- is an affordable necessity. We are all hungry for community.”