“Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing.”
“Yes, I am Irish and Indian, which would be the coolest blend in the world if my parents were around to teach me how to be Irish and Indian. But they're not here and haven't been for years, so I'm not really Irish or Indian. I am a blank sky, a human solar eclipse.”
“Never get mixed up in a Welsh wrangle. It doesn't end in blows like an Irish one, but goes on forever.”
“Deal with it, Meow Mix,” Deuce advised”
“He who would be a writer, fine, Must take a deal of pains, Must criticize his every line, And mix his ink with brains.”
“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.”