“With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags”

“T was in a blue mood , his open reflections on the isloation of his life floating like Jazz notes under a "pink moon”

“In the world of Big Macks Starbucks coffee and oversized SUVS it was business as usual snort and go”

“Talent by association made him nauseous”

“Pudge was quivering like a weeble toy likely to topple over any second”

“Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing.”

“Mr Davis was a middle class tremble of a man worried about an unseemly display and his Jerry Springer moment”