“To live in Metropolis was to know that the exceptional was as commonplace as diet soda, that abnormality was the popcorn norm.”
“Nothing is wonderful except in the abnormal, and nothing is abnormal until we have grasped the norm.”
“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flushes. It’s a diet soda, so it’s less filling and more fattening.”
“Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda”
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”
“Group projects are the exception in school, but they should be the norm.”