“William the Conqueror, it is said, began by eating a mouthful of English sand.”
“Modern poetry, for me, began not in English at all but in Spanish, in the poems of Lorca.”
“Replies began arriving seconds after he pressed send, and soon every single one of the warriors (besides William) had agreed to come home.Take me out of your address book, William”
“secretly he was pleased to own a horse with the sand to eat a raw cowboy.”
“Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass.Terrific.The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with a perplexed expression on his face. "Well, eat it back up," William hissed. "Don't waste it."Cough gave a tiny whine."I'm not eating your puke."Cough panted at him."No.”
“And is that what love looks like - all wet mouth sand your skirt rucked up?”