“The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad!”

“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.”

“The difference between false memories and true ones is thesame as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look themost real, the most brilliant.”

“I am not strange. I am just not normal.”

“Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic”

“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.”

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”