“When I paint, the Sea RoarsOthers Splash about in the bath”

“People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.”

“Que hablen de uno, aunque sea bien”

“Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.”

“I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.”

“There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.”

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”