“Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.”
“I guess it could be worse. My name could be Tlaquepaque, or Irkutsk, or Pyongyang. Or, you know, Pittsburgh. Sometimes I flip through the atlas just to remind myself of all the names that would be worse than mine.”
“Pittsburgh was even more vital, more creative, more hungry for culture than New York. Pittsburgh was the birthplace of my writing.”
“I learned a long time ago that there is something worse than missing the goal, and that's not pulling the trigger.”
“Be thankful for your allotment in an imperfect world. Though better circumstances can be imagined, far worse are nearer misses than you probably care to realize.”
“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”