“To Hades with you, fool, for God hath tired of you.”

“God, in his wisdom, sent us his angels, to whisper our names on the wind. God, in his anger, released his devils, to pester our souls to the end.”

“I pull my power more tightly around me like a magic binky.”

“I was swimming with the turd sharks in an ocean made of piss”

“I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.”

“He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure.”

“The secret of keeping young is to read children's books. You read the books they write for little children and you'll keep young. You read novels, philosophy, stuff like that and it makes you feel old.”