“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”

“When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.”

“When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day”

“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.”

“Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. ”

“If you can be in the money, you will get many get out of the state of being down to their bottom dollar.”

“Being sound as a dollar is important as rolling in dollars.”