“When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”

“When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day”

“Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.”

“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.”

“Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. ”

“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.”