“Religious moderation is the direct result of taking scripture less and less seriously. So why not take it less seriously still? Why not admit the the Bible is merely a collection of imperfect books written by highly fallible human beings.”
“I'm simply an accident. Why take it all so seriously?”
“Man is fallible, but maybe men are less so.”
“The spirits of the brain are directly connected to the testicles. This is why men who weary their imagination in books are less suitable for procreative functions...”
“[It's] long been known that making fun of oneself is only a way of taking oneself seriously slightly less crude than others. 97”
“The best thing you've ever done for meIs to help me take my life less seriously, it's only life after all.”