“Not quite a piece of shit myself, but the streak for sure. For sure the area the shit passes over and leaves behind parts of itself.”

“If I ever find a dead horse, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”

“If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”

“i am proud of my ability to be mean to myself, so i feel like i am not interested in protecting myself and maybe that’s a friendly quality because i don’t want to be a liar to people. i think the phrase “i am not important, so be nice” all the time.- from "Sam Pink Is the Dictator – An Interview with Sam Pink”

“Every time I leave the apartment, I mistake the tree stump across the street for two people kissing/holding each other. I’ve forgotten every time that it’s a tree stump. I’m disappointed every time it’s a tree stump.”

“My history is the history of things imagined and not-happened.”

“I walk down the hallway and go into my room and call it a day and it calls me something else.”