“There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.”
“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.”
“Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.”
“We met every morning, still bearded with toast crumbs from our continental breakfasts.”
“People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.”
“Woke up this morning afraid I was gonna live.”