“if zombies eat a family member, you're gonna dissociate”
“Burnout is nature's way of telling you, you've been going through the motions your soul has departed; you're a zombie, a member of the walking dead, a sleepwalker. False optimism is like administrating stimulants to an exhausted nervous system.”
“Flea stared at us, "I can't decide what's worse. Losing family members or not having a family member to lose.”
“Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier”
“What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies. ”
“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”