“Remember--Adam was only God’s rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.”

“Remember this, my boy. The two greatest men who ever livied-Jesus and Socrates-were both hoboes.”

“Some people put more effort and money into the wedding day than they do into the marriage itself, then it’s all downhill from there. I was happy for a simple start; things could only get better.”

“Oftentimes, a truth is so big, so far beyond our understanding, that the only way we can grasp it is through a story. The creation of the whole universe is like that. How can our puny brains contain it?”

“Society always tries to enslave, imprison, and execute its greatest men, those who dare to stand apart and rise above.' He scratched his chin. 'That’s why I’m keeping a low profile--so the bastards don’t get me.”

“...a square dance might start innocent, but it sure don’t take long to cut off the corners.”

“...water is to the land what blood is to the body.”