“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!”

“When life is telling you to cry, tell it to fuck that then smile instead”

“I know your eyes in the morning sunI feel you touch me in the pouring rainAnd the moment that you wander far from meI wanna feel you in my arms again”

“Whatever”

“. . . simplicity in its pure form can lighten up the tough.”

“And you may not thinkI care for youWhen you know down insideThat I really do”

“I would like to give you more of my heart,but there is nothing more I can give you. I gave you everything and you crushed it into bits.”