“Well, you know what they say. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.”
“If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!”
“If you can't beat em: Poem.”
“If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.”
“There's some folks, that, if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.”
“Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!”