“Remember honey, he's a man, and with men you just have to treat them like the children they are”

“I hesitated. You can’t hesitate with a man like Jake.”

“Never a right time, honey, I know. There never is when it comes to breaking someone's heart”

“I don't remember looking like this in the mirror this morning. Obviously, I still had my 'Tru looks awesome in anything' margarita goggles still on.”

“Yes, well we're all clean as whistles my darling until men like him come along and dirty us right up”

“I love that it’s our thing … so do you want me to put them back on so you can rip them off?”

“What, no panty ripping today?" I tease. "What is it with you and panties anyway? What's your beef with them?" He lifts his head, grinning at me. "It's a love/hate relationship, baby. I love how they look on you. Hate that they're blocking my access." I giggle.”