“It was Friday tomorrow and still Eden was avoiding him like he was a Bieber fan at a Korn concert.”
“...and still Eden was avoiding him like he was a Bieber fan at a Korn concert.”
“He looked like a Yanni fan at an Iron Maiden Concert.”
“Come on, Eden, don't be naive. Demonic children are a dime a dozen in Netherworld. Need I mention Children of the Corn? Damien? Justine Bieber?”
“How are you feeling?" Charlie asked, adding a small bottle of V-8 juice to the bedside table."Like I just sat through an entire Justin Bieber concert.""Headache and nausea?"And an overwhelming desire to die.”
“Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.”