“How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones?”
“Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.”
“Better than succeeding little by little is failing at one go.”
“How does one magnify a calling? Simply by performing the service that pertains to it.”
“One of the great jokes of life is that by the time you're old enough to recognize how little you know, all you can do is mop up the aftermath, dump it in a giant personal hazmat container and move on.”
“You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donʹt think sheʹs joking.”