“La vida es el arte de sacar conclusiones suficientes a partir de datos insuficientes.”

“Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.”

“I know not why, but all the noblest arts hold in perfection but for a very little moment. They soon reach a height from which they begin to decline, and when they have begun to decline it is a pity that they cannot be knocked on the head; for an art is like a living organism—better dead than dying.”

“La vida es demasiado breve como para vivir el número suficiente de experiencas, es necesario robarlas.”

“Friendship is like Money; easier made than kept.”

“El arte de la noche ha invadido el arte de la vida.”

“La manera más eficaz de sacar a alguien de tu vida es echártelo encima. Cargarlo todo el tiempo, para que hasta cuando sonría te parezca insoportable.”