“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.”

“To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know he is dead.”

“Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.”

“There are more fools than knaves in the world, else the knaves would not have enough to live upon.”

“Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.”

“If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.”