“I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead”
“After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.”
“But I think everybody should write. I think those people with stories who don't write should be stomped on. ”
“I don't know what I think until I write it down.”
“None of this makes any sense.""I'm beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography.”
“Someday, I want to write an unauthorized autobiography of myself.”