“Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.”

“We are always at the mercy of powers greater than us, even when our power is at its highest level!”

“Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world.”

“When Vishous pushed open the door to the exam room, he got a gander at the kind of seating arrangement that made him think fondly of castration.”

“There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does. The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule -- that's what I do. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar. ”

“A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of.”