“MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.”

“Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.”

“Those who say that money can't buy happiness, never had any.”

“Lifelong readers continue to read, finding in books the means to enjoy life or endure it”

“If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.”

“Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.”

“That's a dumb-ass idea." She was too angry to curb her mouth. "You're a dumb-ass." She tried to kick and got nowhere. "Even Jesus thinks you're a dumb-ass.”