“Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.”
“MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.”
“If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.”
“Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.”
“Lifelong readers continue to read, finding in books the means to enjoy life or endure it”
“Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].”