“Neurotics, proceed with delusions of grandeur. Napoleon Bonaparte, take the lead. Jesus Christ, bring up the rear. Simulate severe depression. Non-communicative with repressed hostility.”
“If you believe, take the first step, it leads to Jesus Christ. If you don't believe, take the first step all the same, for you are bidden to take it.”
“In the Church of Jesus Christ there can and should be no non-theologians.”
“One learns more of Christ in being married and rearing children than in several lifetimes spent in study in a monastery.”
“A cannonball travels only two thousand miles an hour; light travels two hundred thousand miles a second. Such is the superiority of Jesus Christ over Napoleon.”
“After all, delusions of grandeur are the most entertaining of toys.”