“I want to be your personal penguin.Please?”

“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.”

“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.”

“You must start to live your life by the light of what you yourself want carved on your stone" (302).”

“If you want victory in your life you must learn to be alone with your own thoughts and cause them to be correct thoughts!”

“If there is something you want to change in your life, then there is something you must change in yourself.”

“During the opening credits, he said, "We're in the back row. Want to just mess around instead?" She looked across at him, and he grinned. "It's been hours, after all.""Half that time you've been furious with me.""Doesn't mean I don't want to jump your bones.”