“You know what a storyteller is, don't you? It's a person that has a good memory who hopes other people don't.”
“There's a special kind of man who plants a tree when he knows he'll move on before it's big enough for him to sit in it's shade.”
“Marriage has taught me that women are the only ones who apologize.”
“When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl.”
“Love is not limited.”
“Nobody starts out a perfect quilter.”
“... I told him I was so happy that I had nothing else to pray for. 'Why,'says I, I've got prayers to sell. ”