“I used to think all drunks were idiots, but I don't anymore; I've changed my mind about idiots.”
“Which of my two critics was I to believe? I didn't worry about it and very soon made up my mind they were both idiots.”
“You know, as I've grown older, my ideas about sin have changed. I used to believe that sins were things you did, but I don't think that now. I think sins are what you ignore.”
“They don't plant in rows because they're idiots,and they don't use farm equipment because they're idiots,and they don't plant in spring because they're idiots..”
“Only idiots refuse to change their minds.”
“You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool.”