“I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.”
“I beg your pardon: correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays. And the strongest slang of all is the slang of poets.”
“I beg your pardon; one knows exactly what to think.”
“You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.”
“I beg your pardon," I said. "But you do intend to eat me?”
“I beg your pardon I didn't recognise you - I've changed a lot.”