“LIFE is four letters so is FCUK, LOVE is four letter so is PAIN.”
“Love is never just a four letter word.”
“There was only one four-lettered word having precedence over life itself and it was LOVE.”
“Bored is a four-letter word.”
“Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.”
“If a four-letter man marries a five-letter woman, he was thinking, what number of letters would their children be?”