“People will always give you advice, it is you who should decide either to try them or live with them. ”

“Just remember who you are... The world will try to change you into someone else. Don't let them. That's the best advice anyone can give you.”

“I'm very wary about giving advice. I think it's very dangerous to give advice to people, except if you know them very well.”

“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because if life gives you lemons but doesn't also give you a whole lot of sugar, you're going to end up with some pretty awful-tasting lemonade. You might as well advise people that if life gives them a bag of wet sand they should make a stained glass window.”

“It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.”

“You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?”