“Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.”
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!”
“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes you a quack.”
“Kill two birds with one stone, feed the homeless to the hungry.”
“Affaires meant 'business.' How like the French to kill two birds with one stone.”
“These are the days when birds come back, a very few, a Bird or two, to take a backward look.”