“If God made anything better than Coffee and Chocolate, he kept it to himself.”
“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”
“Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.”
“Whoever is ashamed of marriage is also ashamed of being thought a man, or else he thinks that he can make himself better than God made him.”
“There are worse addictions than reality TV, chocolate and coffee.”