“Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!”
“I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.”
“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.”
“a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop”
“Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.”
“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.”