“How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake?”
“Love isn't something you can just unlearn...no matter who you are, or who you're born to, or how much it's not returned" - - Elephant Girl”
“Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.”
“Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield”
“Do you know how hard it is to find someone who can reciprocate your feelings?”
“I am philosophical Christ; crucified on the cross of ignorance for the sake ofdivine vanity.”