“...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. ”
“Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference.”
“Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.”
“I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.”
“My Mommy likes to wiggle And it really makes me giggle. The music keeps her moving And she's smiling as she's grooving.She goes...Wiggle, wiggle to the left; wiggle to the right, Wiggle, wiggle, jiggle, jiggle - Dancing through the night...”
“Anger is like a piece of shredded wheat stuck in your dentures. If you leave it there, you'll get a blister and have to eat jello for a week.”