“Fame kills brain cells”
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.”
“The tragedy is that every brain cell devoted to belief in the supernatural is a brain cell one cannot use to make life richer or easier or happier.”
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.”
“Walk this way."I don't want to walk HER WAY. She waddles more than walks and strangles me in the wake of stinky perfume. Sure I'd kill less brain cells sniffing glue.”
“...all perception is but a change in the concentration of hydrogen ions on the surface of the brain cells.”