“Right. Why make lemons into lemonade when you can throw them at people instead?”
“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”
“Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...”
“When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.”
“When life giver you lemons, make lemonade.”