“Right. Why make lemons into lemonade when you can throw them at people instead?”

“Pirate queens never trip. -Isabella Weston”

“I don’t believe I have been compromised. At least not past redemption. -Isabella Weston”

“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”

“When will people learn that just because you can make something doesn’t mean you should?”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...”