“Love pull your sore ribs in. I will pull your tangles out.”
“Pulling your head out of your ass is better than pulling your head out of a lawyer’s ass. (Limit one coupon per customer).”
“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”
“Writing is like pulling teeth out of your penis.”
“If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.”
“Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.”