“So now she and I are friends - not with benefits, but memories.”
“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”
“This is the hard part about having best friends that I feel no attachment to -- I don't give them any benefit of the doubt. And being best friends is always about the benefit of the doubt.”
“At times she's so basic, at others so wise it frightens me that I got so far in this world without the benefit of such knowledge.”
“Now she was tainted; transformed by her parent’s maleficent desires for power and fortune. I pitied her. But more so, I missed the friend I once had.”
“She had died at age twelve, and by now she was nothing but the memory of love-- nothing, now, but bones.”