“Hannakins: I know you guys are living out your own private Romeo and Juliet love story, but remember: Both of them die in Act V. -A”

“Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?”

“Aria: I went to Hollis. Because I was looking for...you know. Her. She was teaching an art class, so I ran inside, grabbed a paintbrush, and painted a scarlet A across her chest. You know, like that woman in The Scarlet Letter? It was awesome. She didn't know what hit her. And then I said, 'Now everyone will know what you've done'.Ella: Do you realize that Hester Prynne is supposed to be a sympathetic character?”

“How could any of us truly appreciate our lives if we had nothing else to compare them to?”

“Pull yourself together, bitch. He's just a guy.”

“That was the thing about guys, though: Sometimes, they had the emotional depth of a flea.”

“SPENCER: Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.”