“That's immortality my darlings" Spencer said.”
“Mrs. Spencer said that my tongue must be hung in the middle. But it isn't — it's firmly fastened at one end.”
“Then he said, "Nice bed head," and I knew it was the real Spencer.”
“I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.”
“Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling porcupine," she crooned. "Little critters fried like fritters come out crunchy and divine.”
“In an expanding universe, Spencer had said, order was not really order, but merely the difference between the actual entropy exhibited and the maximum entropy possible.”