“Pregnant? But that's impossible. My patient's a man!”

“Vampires, fairies, and werewolves. Oh my!”

“Leave it to her to want to pet a monster.”

“Women in London must have learned not to breathe,”

“Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.”

“That's immortality my darlings" Spencer said.”

“My platitudes don't hold their interest and I can hardly blame them for that. My real stories are all out of date. So what if I can speak firsthand about the Spanish flu, the advent of the automobile, world wars, cold wars, guerrilla wars, and Sputnik — that's all ancient history now. But what else do I have to offer? Nothing happens to me anymore. That's the reality of getting old, and I guess that's really the crux of the matter. I'm not ready to be old yet.”