“Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them.”
“Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.”
“Men. You can't live with them, you can't... no. That's about it.”
“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”
“You can't love someone if you don't really know them. And if you can't love them at their darkest moments...you just can't love them, period”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”