“Damn Alex and his resolve. If I died a virgin, I’d never forgive him.”
“I'm destined to die a virgin."Maybe i should have gone off with him. Not to get high, but to...well...not die a virgin.”
“The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps so he could count them with his head.”
“We’re almost there,” I whispered in his ear. “Don’t you die, damn it. If you do, I’ll never speak to you again.”
“It’s a shame you’re going to the ball. I will be all alone in my big house. It seems a shame to waste it – after all, if the undead are going to kill me, I’d hate to die a spinster and a virgin.”
“I couldn’t even masturbate without fearing I’d cry out his name and scare the damn dog.”