“Do you believe in vampires? Not the sparkly variety.”
“HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT”
“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”
“Now, I bought us a movie to watch, the one that has sparkly vampires in it.”
“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would not have been possible.”
“Once a decision is made to be tasteful and risk-free, all spark, soul, variety, sleaze, spontaneity and fun go right out the window”