“You won't do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?”
“So do you think it's true what they say? About girls liking bastards?''He's not a bastard. He's an idiot.''Do girls like idiots then?”
“There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my... health.""Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?”
“There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.”
“And do you really think someone's going to look at you and say, 'Hmm, I think that girl's a plant'?”